One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
The reindeer
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Head Russian...
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Your moms place of employment
He felt really out of place.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
