How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

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Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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This place feels earie.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.