Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....