Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....