Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback