Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.