Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback