Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".