Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback