Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.