Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces