Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..