How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.