How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..