How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!