How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.