What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats