What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.