What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.