Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz