Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz