Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!