Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)