Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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He de-deuces.

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A doctor you racist.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Watson the menu