Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.