Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.