A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A GoProbe.
a daeshcam
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
One holds photos The other holds five
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they both capture the moment.
Photos-in-the-seas!"
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
Bring out your camera.
A furtographer
They both capture that special moment.
The bystander with the camera.
A BiPolaroid
Once more into the breech, dear friends
With paper clips.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Put a sock in it.
My toe sis!"
My toe sis!
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Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
It's all in the execution."
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
The stu-stu-studio.
