Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)