Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.