Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.