How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*