How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."