How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."