How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals