How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals