How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*