How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."