How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.