Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.