Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.