Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.