What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.