What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.