What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.