What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.