Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Because bears don't go to college.
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
It lacks gravity.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Beaucoup.
I poop with both hands.
Now, I tweet them
A bad news bear