Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
Ben Carsonogen
A dumb terminal
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Son "Having an adopted son."
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
A bad news bear