What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear