What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear