What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear