What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny