What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny