Beaucoup.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
You're adopted."
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Transparent
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.
Orphan shaped ones.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
Barium
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Secret Asians.
Because it was too froggy outside.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
