How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."