How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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A tra-jeudi.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.