How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.