How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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The active french armed forces.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Tsar Napoleon.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.