Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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