Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Easter Eggs Jokes More Easter Eggs Jokes

How do you make a chocolate omelette?

With Easter Eggs!

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.