Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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Omlet!

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How do you make a chocolate omelette?

With Easter Eggs!