What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!