What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!