What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.