What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.