What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD