Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

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The car and the bus both have wheels.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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You get Insta-Gram

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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360 Degree Jokes More 360 Degree Jokes

Why is Anderson Cooper's show called 360 degrees?

Cause he's not straight

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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