Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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