Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!