What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.