What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.