What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.