What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish