How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Pa Jokes More Pa Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb