How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.