What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off