What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.