What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.