What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham