What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"