What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !