Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.