Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked