Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.