Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.