Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.