Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.