Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.