Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.