Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.