How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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