What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.