What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.