What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.