Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Stop crying and viper your nose.
It did snot want to be late
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.