What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.