What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin