What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Previous Random Joke Next
Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.