What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.