What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their