How many words does it take to start a car?

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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