How many words does it take to start a car?

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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