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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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A LOCOmotive.

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What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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