How many words does it take to start a car?

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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