How many words does it take to start a car?

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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