How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.