How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..