How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters