How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B