How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."