What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.