What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B