What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.