What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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