Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.