Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.