Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.