Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.