They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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He hates camping
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A: They make good paddles.
Because they're campers.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Their motto is "be prepared"
Concentration camps.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
Because he's the fire starter.
Because running is past tents.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Sieze the day
Never leave your buddy's behind.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because they heard it was radical!
Gravi-tea !
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
A: Saves time.
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
