Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.