Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn