Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.