Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

European Jokes More European Jokes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !