Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."