Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media