Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.