Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.