Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.