A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
By 'elephone !
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
In their trunk!
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Because it's good ferrous.
They know how to tuck away junk.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
