A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Dumbo !
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Because Juice control the media
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
They know how to tuck away junk.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
