Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant