Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.