Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.