What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.