What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Previous Random Joke Next

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!