What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.