What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.