How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.