What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.