What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.