What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!