What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?