What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!