What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.