What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.