What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!