What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints