What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.