What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem