What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!