Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!