Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Doberman Jokes More Doberman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.