Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

Al Jokes More Al Jokes

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"