Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!