Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.